S.S.Y. : Single Senior Year.

Being single during senior year: its pros and cons.

Let's go with the cons first and end on a happy note, shall we?

CONS:
-You'll feel lonely when you see lots of your friends with their couples.
-You don't have someone you "love" to share Senior year memories with.
-You miss out on hot school make outs (WHAT?!)
-You might be stressed out because you have no guaranteed prom date.
-On Valentine's you won't get a rose.
-You won't be able to feel loved at all times.
I can't really think of anymore right now...


PROS (titutes) (kidding...):
-You have the freedom to go where ever, when ever.
-You'll be able to have an awesome time partying with your friends.
-Who needs school make outs? That's just nasty and rude.
-It's a thrill to not know who will ask you to Prom.
-On Valentine's you can send yourself candy grams... but if you have true friends one of them will (or at least they will give you the candy pieces they don't like!).
-You'll learn to love yourself, which you have to do before you love someone else.
-You don't have to report yourself to your commander (partner).
-No relationship cheating/fights/jealousy drama.
-You can go out and meet new people!
-You can flirt all the time you want.
-YOU ARE FREE. (no not that way, you prostitute...)
-You don't have to constantly check your cellphone and answer immediately.
-You don't have to pay for your "date", you save a lot of money.
-You won't miss out on anything (some couples disappear and put love before friendship as priority).
-You won't be heart broken when you graduate.


As we can see, there are definitely more pros than cons. I ain't saying that you should be single for life... but don't be desperate. When the time comes, it will come. 


-Dr. Love (Evol spelled backwards (Thank you Eminem) ).
(Oh come on I know you love my parenthesis!)